A CHAT
  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
A TEXT POST

officialfrenchtoast:

hairdresser: *puts mirror up* is it okay?
Me: Yeah

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A TEXT POST

harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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Reblogged from pizza ✌
A TEXT POST

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

Reblogged from nowhere in particular
A TEXT POST

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

Reblogged from Sam ⚓
A VIDEO
Reblogged from Hey Funniest Post!
A TEXT POST

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

Reblogged from whatever
A TEXT POST

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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Reblogged from pizza ✌
A TEXT POST

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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Reblogged from so in love.